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nov 12, 2025

dylan's history presentation

good old days, this was 8 years ago now.

i went to dylan's apartment, usual. we were playing naruto storm 4, usual. he kept spamming me with chishui and itachi, and i kept spamming him back with kushina's pan attack.

quick break, then he told me he had a presentation tomorrow, history geography. i asked him "about what", he didn't even know.

we went on the computer, i wrote a small vbs script that just had one error, and told him to use that as his presentation, as a joke. he told me "add more errors", so i added 50 of them. then the file self-deleted itself and rebooted the computer. so funny, he kept adding more and more stupid things. we were imagining him actually doing that as a presentation.

so after finishing the vbs file, i left, joking: "lol you better do your presentation", he told me "you'll see".

i also found out he did the presentation with loann, another friend. loann didn't do much either lol.

next day, after school, i saw him and he told me: he actually did the presentation, opened the vbs file, everyone was laughing. one error, but you had to click through all 50 for the file to self-delete and the computer to reboot. the teacher screamed at him to stop but he kept clicking, ahaha. everyone was laughing, loann was almost dying. then the computer rebooted and the teacher lost all his work. they still improvised a presentation somehow.

i was sure he'd never actually do it. i couldn't believe it when he told me. and he wasn't lying either, everyone who saw it told me about it too.

i never got my usb key back btw.